Eva Herzigova:
Eva Herzigova
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Information:
Name: Eva Herzigova
Born: 1973-03-12
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
The 2006 World Music Awards (2006), Corazón de... (2006), Xposé (2008), Grand journal de Canal+, Le (2005), Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit '97 (1997)
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
they turn off the surveillence cameras
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Son: I can't go to school today.
Father:
Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel
well?
Son: In school!
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What did the pig say
when he found a line of
ants in his trough?
"Mmm. Canapes."
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call
you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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Why did the idiot have his sundial
floodlit ?
So he could tell the time at night !
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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
today.
Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
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When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !
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Have you heard that there's a new
mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
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Why does Santa Claus only have seven
reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly
Hills.
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